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This page also has several poems and sayings I have collected,I hope you enjoy them as I have.
One Dog Is No Trouble And Two Are So
Funny
The Third One Is Easy, The Fourth One's A
Honey

The Fifth Is Delightful, The Sixth One's A
Breeze
You Find You Can Live With A Housefly
With Ease

So How 'Bout Another? Would You Really
Dare?
They're Really Quite Easy, But Oh Lord,
The Hair!

With Dogs On The Sofa And Dogs On The
Bed
And Crates In The Kitchen Its No Bother
You Said

They're Really No Trouble, Their Manners
Are Great
What's Just One More Dog And One More
Little Crate?

The Sofa Is Hairy, The Windows Are Crusty
The Floor Is All Footprints, The Furniture's
Dusty

The Housekeeping Suffers But What Do
You Care?
Who Minds A Few Nose prints And A Little
More Hair?

So Let's Keep A Puppy, You Can Always
Find Room
And A Little More Time For The Dust Cloth
And Broom

There's Hardly A Limit To The Dogs You
Can Add
The Thought Of A Cutback Sure Makes You
Feel Sad

Each One Is Special, So Useful, So Funny
The Food Bill Grows Larger, You Owe The
Vet Money

Your Folks Never Visit, Few Friends Come
To Stay
Except Other Dog Folks Who Live The
Same Way

Your Lawn Has Now Died And your Shrubs
Are Dead Too
Your Weekends Are Busy, Your Off With
Your Crew

There's Dog Food And Vitamins, Training
And Shots
And Entries And Travel And Motels Which
Cost Lots

Is It Worth It You Wonder? Are You Caught
In A Trap?
Then That Favorite Comes Up And Climbs
In Your Lap

His Look Says You're Special And You
Know That You Will
Keep All The Critters In Spite Of The Bill

Some Just For Showing And Some Just To
Breed
And Some Just For Loving, They All Fill A
Need

Winter Is A Hassle But The Dogs Love It
True
And They Must Have Their Walks Tho' You
Are Numb And Blue

Late Evening Is Awful, You Scream And
You Shout
At The Dogs On The Sofa Who Refuse To
Go Out

The Dogs And The Dog Shows, The Travel,
The Thrills
The Work And The Worry, The Pressure,
The Bills

The Whole Thing Seems Worth It, The Dogs
Are Your Life
They're Charming And Funny And Offset
The Strife

Your Lifestyle Has Changed, Things Just
Won't Be The Same
Yes Those Dogs Are Addictive And so is The
Dog Game

Author Unknown
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The family's dog was bought for a guard,
Chained to a post in a chilly backyard,
Housed in a shed that was airless and dark,
And every few weeks had a run in the park.

When boredom set in with no fun and no work,
One day it broke loose and went quietly berserk.
Pa couldn't fathom just why it went wild,
As it flattened his wife and then bit his child.

The police were called in to sort out the mess,
And the whole sorry tale was revealed by the press,
The Rescue Society was really annoyed,
So, the dog was rehomed and the owners destroyed.

Author unknown

This is how it ought to be....
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